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three ([personal profile] threeplusfire) wrote2008-11-20 11:18 pm

LJ Idol, Week 9: Unprepared

This week I spent a lot of time in the grocery store. I'll probably have to go back at least one more time, if only to buy a ham. My kitchen is full of beets, white cheddar, buttermilk, two kinds of butter, ginger ale, short ribs, leeks, potatoes, celery salt, bay leaves, sour cream, flour, sour cherries, sugar, peppercorns... Oh hell. I still need fresh green beans, ginger, pecans, and molasses. Oh, and the ham. A real ham, with a bone.

I'm making a Thanksgiving dinner this year. Mike's parents are visiting from South Carolina, so I sort of have to do this. It wasn't a plan. Not because I don't like to cook but mostly because I didn't think about it or prepare. I tend to cook on the fly, to just decide one day to do something and fill a grocery cart with a plethora of random items or to cobble together something from the pantry. Most often I like to bake, because I have a wicked sweet tooth and most everyone likes dessert.

When you watch the Food Network or Top Chef, the cooks on screen have lovely mise en place, stacks of bowls and utensils. Everything is prepped and measured. Cooking is given some leniency, but baking is another story. Everyone talks about chemistry, reactions and applications of heat and cold. Things are delicately portioned, cupped, measured and sliced. The motto of baking is preparedness.

I am never prepared. If I remember to put the butter out to soften before I start itching to mix and bake I'm fortunate. Most of the time I don't preheat the oven. If I even take everything out of the cabinets before I start, I'm way ahead of myself. I realize this is antithetical to most of the high tenets of baking and prepared cooking. All those tiny bowls and exacting instructions often intimidate people right out of the kitchen. It doesn't have to be that way.

Most of my bad habits stem from a certain impatience and the rest from a careless, feckless attitude. If it comes out wrong, I just get to try again. That's okay with me. I am an incredible baker. My chocolate strawberry and my chocolate cherry pies are legendary. I've made key lime Pi Day pies, Elvis pound cake, homemade marshmallows, butterscotch chocolate brownies and vampire cupcakes. I can do chocolate dipped hazelnut palmiers and chocolate peppermint sugar cookie rolls. Last year when Mike announced our engagement to his coworkers, he received a standing ovation based on a rum baba I sent to one Thursday meeting. A few weeks ago I made cookies shaped like the icon of the program he's working on for Demo Day. Today it was chocolate chip cookie bars.

Baking is about the smell, the feel, and the taste of the food. Once I've made something twice, I usually stop looking at a recipe. A few more times and then I start changing something every time. To be successful I need to know how the whisk feels when the cream is just coming to bubbles for a ganache, to recognize the smell of a crust just at golden brown or the sound of sugar in the bottom of the pan that isn't quite dissolved. Baking is experimental, experiential. If I have seen it, felt and tasted it, then I can probably recreate it. That act of creation is joyous and delicious.

So for Thanksgiving this year I'm going to make cheddar scallion drop biscuits, green beans sauteed with ginger, a ham with bourbon pecan glaze, Ukrainian style borscht and cherry pie. I have a few Russian and Eastern European cookbooks that I've combed for notes and ideas, plus a handful of borscht recipes. I'll bet you anything that come time I'll just start putting beets in the oven to roast and short ribs in the stock pot without measuring or preheating anything. It will be a little chaotic, and I'll make such a mess of the kitchen. I'll be woefully unprepared and will most likely have to send Mike to the store for something. In the end though, it will be delicious. That is all that matters.

[identity profile] spydielives.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I come eat at your house? Because, omg your writing makes it all sound so good!

[identity profile] brienze.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Rick's office gave out gift certificates, so we got a quarter Honeybaked ham yesterday, from their store on the 183N frontage just before Burnet. It was fab, and the quarter size was I think around $20 and fed the four of us with some left over, but not massive amounts left over.

[identity profile] seitvonzu.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
your thanksgiving menu sounds DELICIOUS. i made something you might like the other day-- chocolate pecan carmelitas (search on foodandwine.com). they involve dulche du leche and 4 sticks of butter! yum!

[identity profile] brightflashes.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
::drools all over your entry::

Very effective writing! Love your take on the topic. :)
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[personal profile] shadowwolf13 2008-11-21 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That all sounds delicious! You sound like me in the kitchen.

Great post! :)

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm hoping it will be delicious. Since we are only four at the table, I'm going to use this as practice to start cooking for even bigger groups.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! That is an excellent idea. I would much rather deal with ham leftovers than turkey. Less bones, more meat.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Many of your posts about cooking and parties have inspired me. Though I need to work on presentation. Mmmmm chocolate pecan carmelitas.

I should dig up that chocolate almond cookie recipe- a pound of butter, a pound of chocolate, a pound of sugar, a pound of almonds essentially.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I should have offered napkins with this entry. :P

Thank you! I'm glad it works. The inspiration was last minute and I just ran with it.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, I'm not the only lawless, unprepared cook. what is your favorite thing to make?

Thank you for reading!
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[personal profile] shadowwolf13 2008-11-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Right now it's anything that I can cook with Apis. :D But I love cakes, they're always so much fun to decorate. :)

[identity profile] melyndabelinda.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
First off, thanks, now I'm starving. :P

Secondly, email me the recipe for the cheddar scallion drop biscuits please. I think I might try those as well.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahah! But are you able to eat? All healed from the wisdom teeth?

Emailing! They seem quite simple.

[identity profile] melyndabelinda.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I got it, thank you! They do look simple, which has me worried. ;)

I can eat pretty much anything again, if a bit slower than normal. My mouth still doesn't feel quite recovered but it's getting there.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-21 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It still hurts when I yawn, the muscles are all stiff and tight. Feh.

[identity profile] blueashke.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh YUM.

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Awesome!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
One day I need to figure out how to send food through the Internet. Trying to push some pie into the USB port doesn't work...

I'm glad you enjoyed reading!

[identity profile] elderwoodpixie.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
IMO, cooking and baking are both artforms. Once you've got the main requirements of the dish, I believe every good artist plays with the details. If you've got good instincts, they work out wonderfully. Your ideas all sound wonderful!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the kind words. I like your assessment of cooking & baking there. Now I need to learn all the tricks to making food "pretty" as well as tasty.

[identity profile] gratefuladdict.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yumm!!! I love baking too, and I'm always tweaking things. People can never figure out what secret spices I throw into my French apple pies. I think you are a bit more sophisticated than I!

But also, just great description. I really enjoyed your entry.
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[personal profile] connie 2008-11-22 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I want dessert! (This is clearly all your fault! ;-))

[identity profile] jenandbronze.livejournal.com 2008-11-22 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay .. luckily you are the last person in this tribe I am reading, and it is time for me to eat lunch, and you are making me hungrier, reading this entry. Great job with all the descriptions!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, French apple pies sound fancy! (Truthfully chocolate cherry pie is deceptively simple - it is cream, chocolate and cherry preserves.) I love the idea of secret spices.

Thank you so much for the comments.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I will take full blame! I often an instigator of desserts. ;)

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Fortuitous timing indeed! Thank you for the kind words and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[identity profile] gratefuladdict.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
French apple pie is just apple pie with a crumbly, almost streusel-like topping instead of an upper crust. Brown sugar, flour, and chilled butter in a food processor. Yummmm...

[identity profile] tigrkittn.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
You sound very prepared and it all sounds magical and delicious!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If only I felt as prepared as I sound! Haha!

Thank you - I hope it will turn out to be tasty.

[identity profile] thndrstd.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice entry. Thanks for making me hungry, though I just finished eating. :)

[identity profile] rosepurr.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of my bad habits stem from a certain impatience and the rest from a careless, feckless attitude.

This line completely had me nodding my head. This is true for me too, and not just in cooking! :)

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a terrible habit of doing that to people. Thank you for reading!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha! A great truth emerges, right under my nose! :D

Thanks for reading.

[identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com 2008-11-23 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck! [livejournal.com profile] imafarmgirl are making Thanksgiving dinner. I think we are prepared...note...I think!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yay and good luck! What is your meal going to be like? What are you making? I love talking food. :D

[identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Food is my friend! We're making spinach and artichoke dip for an appetizer and will use crusty bread with it. We're having turkey, stuffing (bread, sausage and cranberries), green bean casserole, mashed potatoes with lots of cream cheese and sour cream, home made cranberry sauce and terra misu cheesecake.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Spinach and artichoke dip is the most delicious thing on crusty bread..... mmmm now I crave some!

[identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I love the stuff! Yum!

[identity profile] abbismom.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Curse you for making me drool on my keyboard!

[identity profile] dabhug.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I'm hungry. It all sounds so delicious.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ooops!
(BTW, sending you an email invite to the writing site.)

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww thanks. That is the best compliment one hopes for.

[identity profile] abbismom.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! (is this the one you have to interview for, like what you and Stacey do?)

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-24 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No, this is a freelance gig. It starts paying in small amounts, but as you do more stuff you can earn better pay and better assignments.

[identity profile] abbismom.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
So...is the one you interview with hiring?

[identity profile] alycewilson.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yum! Sounds great!

[identity profile] roina-arwen.livejournal.com 2008-11-25 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now I'm hungry and it's bedtime! *pouts*

I love me some Food Network and Iron Chef America... I'm good with preheating the oven at least, if not always letting the butter come up to room temperature, LOL.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww. There's always morning snacks!

I love the icon!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-26 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I checked in with work and they are not at the moment... they did a big hiring rush pre-holiday. :/

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-11-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you - so far, so good.