voting, maypoles and other such things

[threeplusfire]

So today on the internet, someone told me I had no sense of humor because I didn't get their joke about burning someone on a maypole. Anyone? Anyone understand? I think the person was just trying to cover up their ignorance of mixing up a stake and a maypole. Because I've looked at it six ways to Sunday and still can't figure why "burning him on the maypole" is supposed to be funny. Do gay people only burn people on festively decorated stakes? WTF? I think what's really funny is the stupidity of the entire exchange.

Polls are up for this week's LJ Idol. If you enjoyed the story of the killer masturbating monkey and my first job, please give me a vote. I'll be gone, so don't let me get kicked out while I'm enduring 'family' time.

We fly tomorrow. Flying has stopped being enjoyable in the World After. I always get hassled by airport security, they always rip through my bags and one day I'm just going to lose my temper and get kicked out of the airport. Ugh. I am also severely annoyed that I'm missing all the time Sarah is getting in Austin.

Comments

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

It is the absolute height of lameness that you're here while I'm there.

burning him on the maypole" i

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Somewhere a village is missing an idiot.

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

was it involving anything pagan? involving fertility? the spring, at least?

[alteredhistory.livejournal.com]

Hey! You're in third place in the voting. You'd need just 10 more votes to take first place! See if you can fan the flames of your friends in fandom!