I hate the phone
It is only okay to call me before 1pm if a) I tell you to call me before then, b) you're in trouble of some kind and you need my help, or c) if the world is ending.
I hate it when the phone wakes me up for no good reason.
Edit 1:12pm
I just went postal on the telemarketer. Why were they calling for me on Alan's phone? I tried to politely ask her to not call and remove Alan's cell number, but she just kept talking over me. At that point I lost my temper and started talking very loudly in The Voice. We all know which voice that is, and some days I'm glad to have evil wizards for imaginary friends.
I hate it when the phone wakes me up for no good reason.
Edit 1:12pm
I just went postal on the telemarketer. Why were they calling for me on Alan's phone? I tried to politely ask her to not call and remove Alan's cell number, but she just kept talking over me. At that point I lost my temper and started talking very loudly in The Voice. We all know which voice that is, and some days I'm glad to have evil wizards for imaginary friends.