family jewels

What Congress and Bush did last night was absolutely disgusting. The fact that one family's grief and the most difficult moment of their lives has become a political flag to be hauled from one end of the news media to another... ugh. I don't even have words to discuss my abhorrence of these actions.

There's not an easy answer to this. But one thing is certain- this shouldn't be the President's decision or anyone else in Washington. The only people who should be involved in this are the family and doctors.

There's something grimly ironic about Bush touting his devastating social security project and taking a break to deal with the Schiavo case. The Republican right doesn't give a damn about the sanctity of life and the dignity of the elderly and disabled. If you believe that, I have some nice bridges to sell you.

I think perhaps I should make my own living will. Until I get that all settled, I'll write this entry. I've made my wishes crystal clear to Alan and expect everyone to abide by them. If you quibble, I'll haunt you in a most annoying manner.

For the record:

Should I get hurt, make every effort to save me. That part should be easy.

Should I become incapacitated in such a matter that I become brain dead or locked into a permanent vegetative state- do not keep me plugged into machines. Do not keep my body breathing when my mind is gone. Inject me with lots of painkillers and give me a dignified death. Don't let me starve and waste away. Just make it end quickly.

Take me and send my body to Life Gems. Make me into a beautiful diamond. I am personally very fond of the radiant cut. Take me out into the sun and rain sometimes, and keep me somewhere that I won't get lost.

If there are ashes leftover from the Life Gems process, throw them from the Charles Bridge into the Vltava early on a Sunday morning when the streets are empty and the bright sunlight shines through the towers. Make it is a beautiful morning.

Don't put me in one of those scary caskets, or in the ground. Don't hold my corpse up for everyone to see. Don't give me a grim funeral. Make me a diamond and drink to me.

psa

Make your wills and care arrangements now, folks. You could get hit by a bus this afternoon. Don't put these things off and end up like that poor woman in Florida. Make your statements, make them clear and detailed, and make your family aware of them. Pick a family member you trust to hold your wishes true. Make sure it is what you want.

feeps

A couple weeks ago, Alan helped a friend set up at a local comic convention. While he was there, he purchased a Feeping Creature. Alan's feep is a little black and green cat. It's really cute. I have been perusing the feeping creatures and finally made up my mind to get some for my desk at work. I think the day might be a little easier with some feeps to keep me company. I am getting the Lava Dragon and the Bully feep. They are so neat.

Dylan, creator of the feeps, has many neat things on his website and you should check them out. He has some neat monster drawings.