pirates!

Melynda, Tyler and I went to see Pirates. Whoa. That was so entertaining. I heart Norrington dearly. Norrington for the win! Undead monkey jokes will never stop being funny. That kiss was terribly evil and sexy. Have I mentioned how great the theme music is for pirate fights? Ahh Norrington. I suddenly understand the fandom explosions too.

Dallas!

Melynda finally brought my birthday present to town. It is the first and second seasons of Dallas, my most favorite crazy 80s television show. Yes. Oh I love this show in all its cheesy glory. I find myself wanting to get a vanity plate for my car that says Ewing 1. Hah. Oh the hair, oh the clothes, oh JR and his evil powers and the way he grabs his secretary's thigh! I watched this show with my mom when I was little. I wanted to grow up and be a nefarious oil executive too. It's a little creepy how attractive I find JR Ewing. Just another one in a long string of arrogant men I've nursed inappropriate crushes on in my life I suppose.