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So to entertain myself during the day while I write reports, I find myself reading the How To items linked off Google's home page. Today is the best one by far: How to Thwart an Abduction Attempt. (It's right above how to make a dancing button toy.) While interesting reading, some of the advice is kind of crazy. Grabbing bystanders while screaming? I do like the part about pulling up the lining of the trunk to try and smash out the brake/tail lights and stick your hand out. I would definitely call 911 if I saw a hand waving out the rear of a trunk. I also really enjoy the "fight dirty do as much damage possible and RUN AWAY!!!!" vibe going on here. Sheesh.