I really will not be attending any class reunions

Someone slap me if I ever feel the need to go poke around on some site like Reunion.com ever again. It's just creepy and weird, and I'm unwilling to pay money for the privilege. But anyone who went to high school with me would probably expire of some unidentified emotion on learning that dear schizophrenic Callie has a profile up there. Larry must have joined the military, because he is listed as living in Colorado now, and I sort of wonder if Luke did the same thing. But honestly the most surprising thing, and the one that makes me sad is the crazy artist boy I had a crush on in my freshman/sophomore time is apparently working on farm these days. I wish I knew that story.