questions from Sarah

1. When you become SUPREME LORD AND RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, what position will I hold in your cabinet and what perks and benefits will come with it?

I would first like to offer you the post of Premier of Information. This department will handle all things information related, such as archives, newspapers, decrees, and the like. Perks of the job include a substantial salary, a house with a pool, and Anthony Bourdain as your personal chef.

2. How do you intend to decorate the new love nest?

Well, I'm thinking the Soviet posters and giant map shall go up in the living room. Modernist, probably, if I can get away with it. We shall see. But there will definitely be a library, with all my books.

3. How should I decorate my new bachlorette pad?

I think you should make everything red. And buy a big liquor cabinet. Who needs food when you have a liquor cabinet?

4. Aside from stealing doormats, how will we shake up the squares when you come visit?

Drinking in mid afternoon on week days, throwing objects off the balcony, heck we could rob a diner too!

5. How many psychic boxes do you need?

I'm thinking about ten?