they have families or clans or something else

Way to have mixed metaphors. When I read this aloud to Mike, he exclaimed "Vampires don't have covens!" The hiccups, they have nearly killed me.

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

Seriously? SERIOUSLY LIVEJOURNAL?

can't you imagine Gwen having these things?

On the list of things everyone needs, please add the lavender wild tiger bangle. Or pink, or turquoise. But lavender is the best I think.

My favorite review for tea maker/clock/alarm indicates it sometimes randomly makes tea in the middle of the night.

Alternately my favorite review for this silver sparkly toilet seat complains it isn't sparkly enough.

I demand Torchwood fic that features one or both of these awesome products.