now with more evil cake

The best thing about today is that Birth Rite is for sale on Villainess. Mmm evil birthday cake.

My hair, I hate it. The guy cut my hair not at all how I asked. There was some kind of drama happening amongst the staff, and I think he just wanted to leave. Ugh. I am mad. I feel like a fat, ugly pumpkin. Maybe this feeling will subside when I dye it.

Someone stole Mike's phone. I know this because they hung up on me several times when I called it non stop for an hour. Fuck you, lazy scumbag. Mike has decided to celebrate his birthday early by obtaining a Nexus One, which is officially a billion times more powerful than my first computer. It's a pretty phone, certainly.

Yesterday I slept for something like eighteen hours, was awake for about six and then went back to bed. I don't know. I am hoping that means I've slept off whatever awful cold was threatening me.

I am so anxious about leaving the cats home alone for a week. I'm dreading come home to find they've rage puked everywhere because they were bored.