1. You wake up one morning to discover, owing to some bizarre conjunction of planets, that you are no longer in your own room but in the master bedroom of Malfoy Manor. Though you still look and sound like your old self, Lucius seems to believe you are his wife, Draco believes you are his mother, and Narcissa herself is nowhere in sight. The reactions of others remain to be seen. What are the first, second and third things you do?
2. If you could be a brilliant, celebrated writer but in exchange had to forever renounce every single person you loved save one, who would that remaining person be and why?
3. Describe the outfit (clothing, shoes, hairstyle, etc.) which never fails to make you feel too stylin' for the room. If you don't possess such an outfit, describe a fantasy version thereof.
4. When you hear HP fains ranting on and on about JKR's many failings in regard to how she writes her books as opposed to how BNFs write their HP stories, do you want to cheer said ranters on or slap them silly, and why?
5. Everyone, in whatever faindom, has read a story which everyone and their mother has praised to the skies as a fainfic "classic," which you personally thought was wildly overrated or just plain not interesting, and which you never shared your honest opinion on for fear of the public reaction. Muster up your courage, and name that story now and why you didn't like it.
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Date: 2003-06-04 11:06 am (UTC)1. You wake up one morning to discover, owing to some bizarre conjunction of planets, that you are no longer in your own room but in the master bedroom of Malfoy Manor. Though you still look and sound like your old self, Lucius seems to believe you are his wife, Draco believes you are his mother, and Narcissa herself is nowhere in sight. The reactions of others remain to be seen. What are the first, second and third things you do?
2. If you could be a brilliant, celebrated writer but in exchange had to forever renounce every single person you loved save one, who would that remaining person be and why?
3. Describe the outfit (clothing, shoes, hairstyle, etc.) which never fails to make you feel too stylin' for the room. If you don't possess such an outfit, describe a fantasy version thereof.
4. When you hear HP fains ranting on and on about JKR's many failings in regard to how she writes her books as opposed to how BNFs write their HP stories, do you want to cheer said ranters on or slap them silly, and why?
5. Everyone, in whatever faindom, has read a story which everyone and their mother has praised to the skies as a fainfic "classic," which you personally thought was wildly overrated or just plain not interesting, and which you never shared your honest opinion on for fear of the public reaction. Muster up your courage, and name that story now and why you didn't like it.