fair warning

[threeplusfire]

I'm exactly seventeen seconds from taking someone's head off today, so don't tap on me too hard. If you would like to complain, please take a number and make sure you sign the paperwork for cremation at the door.

Strange strange strange how it is to be both so happy and so worked up at once. I suppose this is some creepy balancing effect of the universe.

To borrow someone else's line, don't talk to me unless you're Hugo Weaving.

Comments

[machiavellian.livejournal.com]

I am not Hugo, but I heartily believe that a little bit of Agent Smith helps the medicine go down.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

You're close enough to Hugo. ;)
And yes, you just can't go wrong with some Agent Smith.