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three ([personal profile] threeplusfire) wrote2003-09-20 02:05 pm

let me say just once more

The internet is a damned cess pool.

I can't believe I even bothered explaining any of what was written here. Oh this makes me peevish. If there's something that I loathe more than pretentious self righteous psuedo hippies and their "I'm vegan because it's trendy" friends, it would be people who think everything is about them. Paranoid much? Fuck off.

My girlfriend has been a bloody model for heaven's sake and my fiance is precisely tall and lanky... argh. Alright, I'm going to walk away now and wash my hands of it. Pointless pointless pointless. Maybe it only bothers me so much because I'm sleep deprived, over caffienated and cranky.

[identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kee-riky. What a silly, self-concerned bint of a mantis-person.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
And how. Hopefully she will not send a horde of manits people after me. The nerve, the nerve! Aaah. Okay, I'm really going to bed now.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I just looked at her journal. Dude -- she lives in Tennessee -- which is to say, she may be tall, she may be lanky, she may be pretty, but she sure as heck isn't one of those models. Unless couture has suddenly migrated rather abruptly.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Also have you looked at her journal?
Jingoistic freakazoid.

[identity profile] roadnotes.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
But of course it's all about them. Everything is!

Sheesh!

[identity profile] theotoky.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
She was so desperately trying to take issue with what you said that she didn't even *read* or conprehend what you said.

You do not have to justify a single word you said. As one wise LJer pointed out to her, if she didn't like it she should have simply moved on. If she were presenting a valid arguement I could see engaging her but...ugh...she doesn't even begin to get it.

Don't waste another moment on it.

Holy Fucking Duh, Batman!

[identity profile] patashoqua.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
I lost hundreds of thousands of braincells reading that.

People are remarkably thick, sometimes.

[identity profile] alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ewwww, *rawr*

I hate that bitch. I had problems with her, too, a few months ago. She added me and then presumed to tell me I was wrong about something I said regarding WWII and got all huffy when I told her to stuff it. Because I wasn't wrong, not by a long shot. She is a praying mantis person with a teensie little pea sized brain that only functions semi-properly one hour a week. It's unfortunate I've never had the pleasure to encounter her during that hour.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Now I must write a long post about always having been more attracted to blondes just so I can see how many brunettes come out of nowhere to WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE. Stupid bitch. (Her, not you.)

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
I would have to agree with you on that point.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
No shit. Not to mention a bit too into getting fucked up, and ridiculously proud of a couple months of manogamy to someone in love with NASCAR. Color me unimpressed.

Re: Holy Fucking Duh, Batman!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Eeep. We'll mail you a fresh shipment of brains right away. :P

Your subject line cracked me up this morning

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, I forgot! *facepalms*

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. She's a bit too young to be so strident and get away with it. I don't know what her deal is, but I would like her to go far, far, away and take the praying mantis people with her.

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hahah, that's a fabulous idea. Because something so basic as what you find attractive is obviously grounds for insult. :P

*puts wigs on giant praying matises*

[identity profile] amp23.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
makes me wonder what will happen to that poor soul if she ever manages to get a copy of Zoolander...

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, I didn't even think of that. That movie cracked me up. And the David Bowie cameo! Genuis.

[identity profile] tinywarrior.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha!! Oh, that made me laugh! Thanks! : )

and so on....

[identity profile] snaxxx.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't bothered to waste my time checking the flamethrower's journal out, but the first thing that came to mind when I saw her pic was...girl, your face isn't, ahem, angular, I don't think this is a reference to your category!!

I appreciate the chain reaction effect of your original post - anything that gets [livejournal.com profile] catelin inspired to write about in turn makes me introspective. Both posts came at the perfect time for me - I've spent the week being frustrated with my breasts going further south by the day, but I am more appreciative of them now!

I feel sad that she couldn't understand and respect your observations and opinions. Can I add you as a friend? (;

[identity profile] ladypeculiar.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I think you're being a little judgemental here. CLEARLY you thought that your journal was supposed to incorporate YOUR thoughts. But Tsarina, she's a MODEL. She's BETTER than you. And she's a DELICATE FLOWER with FEEEEEEEEEEELINGS. And if you think that the pressures of the industry to have girls starve themselves, and snort coke until they have to have their noses replaced so that they can stay thin, and inject vitamins into their arms so that they don't have to eat (which, by the way, are all INDUSTRY REALITIES YOU STUPID TENNESSEE FUCKHEAD) are unsexy, for goodness sake, then you're obviously not being sensitive enough to every idiot high school student than wrote a poem in high school and now thinks they're deep.

Remember, she's a DELICATE FLOWER. Be careful, or ye shall crush her beneath your sexy boots. ;)

NINJA BUTLER!

[identity profile] tinywarrior.livejournal.com 2003-09-20 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Precisely the reason I found her "don't hate me because I'm beautiful" responses to be more entertaining than annoying.



Moonshine Chic. Let's all meet in Gatlinburg next spring for the 2004 collections. ; )

scathing much? :P

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
God damn. Wow. Bwahahahah! We all bow down before the Negam!

*pauses to breathe, laughs again for ten minutes*

I am Ninja Butler! I will crush all beneath my sexy boots!

Re: and so on....

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
The reaction to the post and everything it's spawned has been fascinating. Everything from laugh out loud caustic remarks to the serious beauty of Cate's entry. That makes me feel better about the whole thing.

The important thing to remember in life is that breasts are migratory creatures. ;) And add away, it's all good.

[identity profile] melyndabelinda.livejournal.com 2003-09-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Why is it that the interesting things always occur when I've left town for the weekend?

Cards Sunday night! I want to hear your impressions of this in person because I know they'll make me laugh. And I'm sure Alan's opinions on the subject will cause me to fall off my chair. Either that or his bad jokes will... ;)