threeplusfire | (no subject)

It's a "stylus" not a "stylist pen."

It's a "kiddy" pool, not a "kitty" pool.

Now Amanda, everyone knows how stylish walking around with your PDA/Cell is, and I thought all kitties loved to swim!

I think I will get a kitty pool and a tiny little swimsuit for Slippers this summer.

But where will my cats go swimming now!

If you explain this further in depth, I will want to stab people, won't I?

I can think of at least two ways to make it into a kitty pool.

Neither of them are good ideas.

And, while we're at it, it's "less than" not "less then" and "would have" not "would of."

Let's not forget "all intensive purposes". Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh.