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[threeplusfire]

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot

Bay Brno
I'm not really sure Brno counts as a vacation, I did a hell of a lot of homework there

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied

Princess Prague
I swear to God, you call me by that to my face and I'll bust your lip

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name

A. Jan
Have I mentioned that Jlo is such a hideous creature? She has no talent, and should be working in porn instead of mainstream film.

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen

Mint Cola
I really want to have a mint cola now

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School

Tiger Texas
I played with a baby tiger when I was seventeen

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink

Muffin Moscow Mule
There's a lot of alliteration going on here tonight

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived

Kimberly 45th Street
I can't remember the first street we lived on, and I don't want to be on a soap opera anyway

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On

Tango Barrington
My cat Tango was orange

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity

Gin Mortensen
Sounds strangely clinical, like a plant name to me.