iron chef

[threeplusfire]

Alan and I are convinced that the Chairman who hosts Iron Chef is really an ancient Toreador vampire. It makes a lot of sense to me. Does anyone think he actually chews and swallows that bite of yellow bell pepper? Check out those clothes! The whole premise of Iron Chef is exactly the crazy, decadent sort of thing a Toreador would create.I wonder if he sucks the blood of the Iron Chefs.

Tonight is Lobster Battle!

edit 1:57am
Oops, the American challenger beat Iron Chef Sakai. This guy never wins a lobster battle. I wonder if Chairman Kaga will eat him for his failure. Mwuhahah!

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hehehe yes! He is an evil ancient vampire who misses the taste of food.