I forgot a tax idea that would rake in millions: The Judeo-Christian Guilt Jar. If someone self-identifies as a practicing American Catholic or a Reform Jew, they must keep a mason jar around at all times, and each time they have a thought of self-guilt, a pang of self-deprecation, or any sort of guilty thoughts along the lines the catholics and others are so good at instilling in their young, they place a nickel in the jar.
Basically, you'd get several thousand dollars a day. And just think about the slush fund that could be established!
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Date: 2004-04-25 01:01 pm (UTC)I forgot a tax idea that would rake in millions:
The Judeo-Christian Guilt Jar. If someone self-identifies as a practicing American Catholic or a Reform Jew, they must keep a mason jar around at all times, and each time they have a thought of self-guilt, a pang of self-deprecation, or any sort of guilty thoughts along the lines the catholics and others are so good at instilling in their young, they place a nickel in the jar.
Basically, you'd get several thousand dollars a day. And just think about the slush fund that could be established!