threeplusfire: (killing everyone)
three ([personal profile] threeplusfire) wrote2006-04-05 09:17 pm

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This day is fired. I have a horrific bruise on my leg that is swollen up and makes it hard to walk. I just cracked my head on the desk. I would cry, except it's pointless and undignified and would only make my head hurt more.

[identity profile] abbismom.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he calls saying that this kid he knows is being molested. I ask how the kid is being molested. The caller says, "I'm not being molested!" I asked him how old he was, his reply: "37." I said, "Yeah, you're my age, you're not a child. HOW IS THE CHILD BEING MOLESTED?" Einstein's reply: "I don't have any children. I have two goldfish." "Sir," i said, my sarcastic side coming full round, "We are Child protective services, not Fish Protective Services." Then he refused to provide any names or addresses and proceeded to get mad that I wouldn't take a report....on WHAT? I asked him if he was under the influence and he answered the inevitable reply, "Uh, yeah, I've had a few beers." I told him to sober up, call us back, and hung up on him. WHEEEEE!

And how was YOUR day?