spam is getting weirder

[threeplusfire]

SO I just had a piece of spam come through from "Harry Potter" titled Kinky Boots United. In addition to the ad for erectile dysfunction medications, there was this lovely gem of free form random generated mystery. I'm so fascinated by it because they usually aren't so good.

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Comments

[genetic.livejournal.com]

I have code somewhere that will do this in iambic pentameter. I should sell it to the spammers.

[n-o-m-i-c.livejournal.com]

I guess you supply syllable counts for words?

[genetic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I have a basic thing that counts vowel clusters, but there are tons of exceptions ("are" has two, so it thinks its two syllables). It also doesn't take stress into account, so it's not really iambic pentameter, but whatever ;)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hey are you staying at my place this weekend?

[genetic.livejournal.com]

Not unless I get really drunk over there ;)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

With you, that's always a possibility. :P

We're thinking of dinner tomorrow night. Any preferences?

[genetic.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'll be available for dinner tomorrow, but I'll let you know if I am.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I thought you were coming up with Melynda? You very much need to come to dinner with us. Very much.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahahah oh that is so wrong. You will definitely go to hell for that.