Don't be too embarrassed. We're all entitled to a meltdown now and again, especially when a major phobia rears up and makes itself know. Those who love you understand and don't think any less of you.
And it's almost time for you to go home. Only about two more hours--then you can stop and get some delicious Luby's (just make sure to chew on the other side of your mouth).
To cheer you up, I will tell you a joke.
A man walks into a bar carrying a newt. The bartender asks the man the name of the newt, and the man replies, "Tiny." "That's interesting," says the bartender. "But why Tiny?"
I just wish I could learn to moderate my reactions to things like this. Back in the day, it was car problems that would send me over the edge. Now it is teeth.
Oh Luby's. It's either Luby's or Japanese food for dinner. Those sound like the easiest to eat.
I learned that joke on the Snow Patrol message board. Someone made a thread where everyone was telling their favorite bar jokes.
Maybe you should buy one of those inflatable punching bags that have sand in the bottom and look like clowns. Then, when you get all floopy like this, instead of breaking dishes and punching the wall, you can punch Bozo. It might not change the behavior so much, but at least you won't hurt yourself.
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Date: 2007-04-28 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-28 09:12 pm (UTC)And it's almost time for you to go home. Only about two more hours--then you can stop and get some delicious Luby's (just make sure to chew on the other side of your mouth).
To cheer you up, I will tell you a joke.
A man walks into a bar carrying a newt. The bartender asks the man the name of the newt, and the man replies, "Tiny." "That's interesting," says the bartender. "But why Tiny?"
The man says, "Because he's my newt."
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Date: 2007-04-28 10:18 pm (UTC)Oh Luby's. It's either Luby's or Japanese food for dinner. Those sound like the easiest to eat.
Where in the world did you learn that joke? ;)
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Date: 2007-04-28 10:22 pm (UTC)Maybe you should buy one of those inflatable punching bags that have sand in the bottom and look like clowns. Then, when you get all floopy like this, instead of breaking dishes and punching the wall, you can punch Bozo. It might not change the behavior so much, but at least you won't hurt yourself.