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[threeplusfire]

I started composing my letter of resignation in the car on the way home.

There's not really any polite way to tell someone to take the broom out of their ass, is there? Suggestions would be welcome.

Comments

[rm.livejournal.com]

Because I no longer feel I am able to effectively serve the children and vulnerable clients of this state Due to (grievances), please consider this my letter of resignation as of (date).

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

Dear Asshole Boss,

I hate you and I hope you get the clap.

Love,
Amanda

[silentjack.livejournal.com]

To the bureauphiliac monsters who prey on human misery:

I know where you can delicately insert all that red tape. It may actually loosen you up a bit.

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

Lordy. What happened?

I would put something in about the job not being anything like what you were promised.

Suck. (((hugs)))

[cjwriter.livejournal.com]

We got some excellent job news this evening and I'm spreading the vibes on to you.

(((((Amanda find a new job she loves quickly.)))))

[delchi.livejournal.com]

I started putting out my Resume yesterday! IT's something in the air, I swear!

[delchi.livejournal.com]

" Due to an outbreak of RCI within the office, I feel that it is in my best interest to secure other employment with a resuced risk of exposure. "


RCI = Rectal-Cranial Inversion , aka head up the ass disease.

I suggest a subtle, elegant approach...

[abbismom.livejournal.com]

Why not just send them an eloquent message in a photo like this icon? After all, a picture is worth a thousand words...

[schmidtybooger.livejournal.com]

*sends good job hunting vibes*

[nimlowyn.livejournal.com]

NO QUARTER !!!!

The first commentor's advice was good. Best of wishes to you.

I've got it

[kevinblanchard.livejournal.com]

"It would be mutually beneficial to all parties if said employee would handle the matter regarding the cleaning instrument extraction as soon as possible.

Regards,
Amanda"

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Dear Boss,

Sit on it, then suck on it. Meh.

Again, I say meh,

Tsarina


(for realsies though, I would just say, "Thank you for the opportunity to work at __________. Please accept this as my letter of resignation. My last day of work will be *two weeks later*.)

[antebellumcafe.livejournal.com]

I'm a fan of:
I'M IN YER CUBEZ
QUITTIN YER JOBZ.