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[threeplusfire]

I started composing my letter of resignation in the car on the way home.

There's not really any polite way to tell someone to take the broom out of their ass, is there? Suggestions would be welcome.

Comments

[rm.livejournal.com]

Because I no longer feel I am able to effectively serve the children and vulnerable clients of this state Due to (grievances), please consider this my letter of resignation as of (date).

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you to provide the professional voice.

(The wizard thinks work is for suckers, so his creativity is not helpful.)

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

Dear Asshole Boss,

I hate you and I hope you get the clap.

Love,
Amanda

[kythryne.livejournal.com]

I like this one.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, I love it!

[silentjack.livejournal.com]

To the bureauphiliac monsters who prey on human misery:

I know where you can delicately insert all that red tape. It may actually loosen you up a bit.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

oooo, this is good. Bravo!

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

Lordy. What happened?

I would put something in about the job not being anything like what you were promised.

Suck. (((hugs)))

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

It's definitely not the job I was sold, and what stings is that I couldn't go back to my unit now because the opening has been filled. (In a nutshell, that woman who runs the show at night and looks like a stroke paralyzed half her face? Raging fucking psycho. She wants us to run a night time OJT class. FUCK that bullshit.)

[cjwriter.livejournal.com]

We got some excellent job news this evening and I'm spreading the vibes on to you.

(((((Amanda find a new job she loves quickly.)))))

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for you guys! It's awesome how much stuff has been going on for you in the past several months.

Thanks for the good vibes. They are much appreciated.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

I started putting out my Resume yesterday! IT's something in the air, I swear!

[delchi.livejournal.com]

" Due to an outbreak of RCI within the office, I feel that it is in my best interest to secure other employment with a resuced risk of exposure. "


RCI = Rectal-Cranial Inversion , aka head up the ass disease.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahahah brilliant. I'm going to put a biohazard sticker on my monitor.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

Even better : http://www.delchi.net/chaosfield.jpg

I suggest a subtle, elegant approach...

[abbismom.livejournal.com]

Why not just send them an eloquent message in a photo like this icon? After all, a picture is worth a thousand words...

[schmidtybooger.livejournal.com]

*sends good job hunting vibes*

[nimlowyn.livejournal.com]

NO QUARTER !!!!

The first commentor's advice was good. Best of wishes to you.

I've got it

[kevinblanchard.livejournal.com]

"It would be mutually beneficial to all parties if said employee would handle the matter regarding the cleaning instrument extraction as soon as possible.

Regards,
Amanda"

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Dear Boss,

Sit on it, then suck on it. Meh.

Again, I say meh,

Tsarina


(for realsies though, I would just say, "Thank you for the opportunity to work at __________. Please accept this as my letter of resignation. My last day of work will be *two weeks later*.)

[antebellumcafe.livejournal.com]

I'm a fan of:
I'M IN YER CUBEZ
QUITTIN YER JOBZ.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I'll have to paste a big kitty picture!