Derringers for Dildos? WTF Indiana?

[threeplusfire]

I can't even begin to fathom how I've missed out on this one:

Let's save the Jews from the tyrant king porn dragon?

Excuse me while I flail. OMGWTFBBQ!!11!1!Eleventyone!!

Tony Zirkle, your beautiful blonde Aryan GOP congressional candidate. Must be a total political newb to let himself get photographed with a bunch of people in Nazi armbands. More coverage here.

I also give you this AMAZING quote form his campaign page!

'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids. Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons. What a waste! Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don't hurt themselves and so that criminals can't use them (unless they use the woman's hand). When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.

It's derringers, dude. Learn to spell. But here's another gem!

The GPD (Great Porn-Dragon) is seeking so set up this country as a Broke-Barack mountain of gay pride Obama-Nation where a nation that was conceived in liberty now conceives in illigitimacy at 40% in Indiana, where a nation that grew as a Christian lamb is now phoenix-izing itself to speak as a porn dragon. The GPD desires for all men to go the way of the dog. The GPD increases his success as he systematically genocides out the feminine bodies of our tribes.

Seriously, spell check! And what the hell is this Great Porn Dragon? Where can I meet him? Because a giant dragon giving out porn? Pretty damn awesome.

There is so much crazy shit on his website, I can barely believe he is real. But he is!

http://www.takingdownwords.com/taking_down_words/2006/04/tony_zirkle_no_.html

http://wonkette.com/politics/tony-zirkle/tony-zirkle-keepin-it-scarily-real-168906.php

Okay folks, who is going to make me a Great Porn Dragon icon? I need it!

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's real, all right--I don't get to hear much about his antics as my part of the state's in the Chicago media market, but oh, mama.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I can only laugh in the face of such mind boggling evil and moronic behavior. Damn.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Everybody thought he was a giant larf before the Nazi stuff began leaking out...damn, the fucker has offices up in Crown Point (a few miles from where I live). The pure downstate crazy is supposed to stay downstate.

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

"Genocides" is my new favorite verb.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

It does have quite a ring to it!

[silentjack.livejournal.com]

This is the sort of thing that is satire without even realising it. The whole bit about equipping women with specially-modified guns so that criminals can't use them and so they're still available (the guns, that is) when the "jihadists follow us home"? Jesus flippin' pancakes, that's priceless.

Further, with all this vitriol against internet porn, you'd think he just got an entire ring of midget-bukkake-foot-fetish sites shut down by the FCC -- you know, massive sour grapes.

Every once in a while reading this sputum I had to remind myself that this all, in fact, is not satire, but somehow serious...

And this guy has a law degree? Whence? Northern Arkansas Bible College (send $50 and a SASE...)?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

It makes you wonder how he got this far! What a nutbar.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

How about a T-shirt?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I'm going to hurt myself laughing!

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

When's your birthday, and what's your T-shirt size? :D

[frostwalrus.livejournal.com]

Where can I meed the Great Porn Dragon and does it have a fan club?

All hail the tyrant king porn dragon!

[raayat.livejournal.com]

Okay folks, who is going to make me a Great Porn Dragon icon? I need it!

And I will steal it!

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

In China we actually get three days off work to give offerings to the Great Tyrant Porn Dragon. . . . As a Jew I am naturally drawn to these celebrations.

[cymry.livejournal.com]

just... wow. i can't even wrap my mind around this.

[aplomada.livejournal.com]

Guy's got an awfully skewed view of marriage if he thinks dildos are "divorce aids".