I love Mario, but...

[threeplusfire]

Here is a person who knows exactly what he wants. Damn. That's probably the most direct & detailed Craigslist request for sex I've ever read.

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[nimlowyn.livejournal.com]

Alternating holes as he sees fit?! That's a sure fire way of giving a dame a urinary tract infection, or worse...

Bizarre and hilarious read.