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Dear Attorney General Greg Abbott,

With our beloved state facing problems ranging from failing public schools, water conversation, environmental protection, unexplained deaths in state facilities for the disabled, that crazy border fence idea, a corrupt and abusive juvenile justice system, inadequate social services to someone burning down the Governor's Mansion, I cannot fathom why under any circumstances your office felt it necessary to spend the time, effort and money to appeal the ruling by the 5th US Circuit Court of Appeals that struck down a law banning the sale of dildos in the state. Perhaps sir, you might explain this to me. How exactly do dildos relate to any of the serious problems facing Texas? Are there dildos being used to rob banks? Are there terrorists wielding exploding dildos to attack public buildings? Are dildos clogging up our rivers? Are dildos made of cocaine being smuggled across the border? Was it a flaming dildo that set fire to the Governor's Mansion?

I am glad to hear that the federal appeals court rejected your case. It is my sincere hope that your office will not take this issue to the Supreme Court. Quite honestly I fail to see how the sale of dildos within the state will affect any of the serious aforementioned problems. Not only does it seem foolish, your office shows a prurient interest in the private lives of citizens when it should focus its attentions on the flagrant abuses of the Texas Youth Commission or the failures of the state schools. Not only do you squander resources, your actions hold our state up for mockery and contempt across the nation and the world. This only gives others more reasons to declare Texas a state of ignorant, small minded people hell bent on holding up antiquated, absurd and utterly ridiculous laws.

It is clear to me that you did not learn the lesson of minding your own business and keeping your nose out of other people's bedrooms. Private lives are exactly that, Mr. Abbott. Your lack of respect for the people of Texas is disheartening. Your waste of public funds is criminal.

Most cordially,

Amanda, native Texan since 1980

Date: 2008-08-02 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfacork.livejournal.com
You should send that into your local newspaper.

Date: 2008-08-02 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
To the newspaper and Abbott's office. :)

Date: 2008-08-02 04:49 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-08-02 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brienze.livejournal.com
Go, you!

Date: 2008-08-02 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avidbeader.livejournal.com
Well done.

Date: 2008-08-02 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rothko.livejournal.com
you are teh awesome.

Date: 2008-08-02 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com
You are a rock star.

Date: 2008-08-02 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n-o-m-i-c.livejournal.com
Funny and persuasive, all in one go. Nice one.

Date: 2008-08-02 07:04 pm (UTC)

It's an anti-terrorism measure

Date: 2008-08-02 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raayat.livejournal.com
Dildos are weapons of ass destruction.

Date: 2008-08-03 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cjwriter.livejournal.com
I have been looking for his reasoning for this and can't find it. I just keep finding the same AP article over and over.

You're right. Spend money helping Brownsville/South Padre or the school system rather than telling me what 'marital aid' I can or can't buy. Anyway....
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