threeplusfire: (headshot meier)
three ([personal profile] threeplusfire) wrote2008-09-27 03:02 am

would you like more vinegar on your balsmatic rice, sir?

From a complaint about the packaging of doll clothes that were wrinkled: We iron our granddaughter's own clothes before she goes to kindergarden each morning and she would have been upset that Santa brought her baby doll's clothes looking so sloppy. I have a hard, hard time believing Grandma gets up every morning to iron Little Angel's clothes before kindergarten. Why iron a five year old kid's clothes anyhow?

From a restaurant review: The only drawbacks are: 1) the rice wasn't what I expect from a Mediterranean restaurant. It didn't have saffron and it wasn't as light and fluffy as other balsmatic rice I've had. 2) they don't have beer on the tap. *facepalm* The word you are looking for here is basmati, genius. Unless there's a Mediterranean restaurant out there serving rice cooked in balsamic vinegar.

[identity profile] alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I could do your job instead of working at the bookstore. :(