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Beefed-Up Technology
From my new favorite website, http://notalwaysright.com/ (Note: I did not actually experience this, it is simply my favorite story from the first page of the site at the moment.)

Beefed Up Technology
Retail | Kansas City, MO, USA

(I was a customer at a cell phone store, observing the following exchange.)

Employee: “I’m sorry sir, but your phone has water damage, which isn’t covered by the warranty. You will have to purchase a new phone.”

Customer: “That’s ridiculous! I haven’t gotten the phone wet!”

Employee: “Have you used the phone in the rain? Sometimes, that’s all it takes to get the internals wet enough to damage the device.”

Customer: “Well, yes, but that doesn’t make any sense! Cows are in the rain all the time and they don’t die!”

Employee: “…”

Me: *interjecting* “Sir, cows aren’t electronic devices.”

Customer: *storms out*

Date: 2009-01-12 09:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] marz
LOVE this one!



Customer: What’s the difference between this-” *holds up a steak of lamb* “and this?” *holds up a steak of calf*

Me: “Well, this one is from a lamb, and this one from a calf. It says so right here on the label.”

Customer: “But what part of the animal is that?”

Me: *points at the lamb* “Baaaa.” *pointing at the calf* “Moooo.”

Customer: *happily* “Oh, thank you so much!”

Date: 2009-01-12 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Moooooooooo!
Ahahahaha.

Date: 2009-01-12 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isabeau.livejournal.com
*giggles madly* Yes.

(granted, if one parses "calf" as "leg muscle" then I could see a temporary brainfreeze on where the lamb muscle would be. but still.)

the stories I could tell...from this week alone

Date: 2009-01-13 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentjack.livejournal.com
Today, I received a call at work about a textbook. I asked for the author's name. The response: "where is that?" Me, momentarily bemused: "On the cover or spine." Them: "What's the spine?" Me, angry: "The narrow side."

Yesterday: "I'm trying to find a book; it has 'chocolate' in the title."

Two days ago: "I'm trying to find that movie with the muppets where they go to grandma's house."

It keeps on.
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Working in a bookstore makes one terribly shocked at the general illiteracy and inanity of the general public. I feel your pain.

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