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threeplusfireFrom a hilarious hotel review on Expedia:
Reno is a cross between an eastern European war zone and a sleazy scene out of a B movie. I opened my window and my friend exclaimed, wow it looks like Serbia. Reno could be the armpit of America or at the least Nevada. From this date forward I will refer to pieces of feces as "Reno's". Overall the hotel is a little dated but it is downtown and it has an Arby's inside which is fitting because if Reno was a fast food restaurant it would be an Arby's or maybe a Long John Silvers. The staff was nice and put up with our shenanigans and we won a lot of money playing craps so the trip was a success and the hotel was decent and for the price we paid, overall plenty worth it. I guess you really get what you pay for. So in conclusion I would stay there again, but when you're planning your trip just think, do I really want to go to Reno? And the answer should inevitably be......heck no!!
I laughed so hard I cried. This has to be the most hilarious description of a city ever.
Reno is a cross between an eastern European war zone and a sleazy scene out of a B movie. I opened my window and my friend exclaimed, wow it looks like Serbia. Reno could be the armpit of America or at the least Nevada. From this date forward I will refer to pieces of feces as "Reno's". Overall the hotel is a little dated but it is downtown and it has an Arby's inside which is fitting because if Reno was a fast food restaurant it would be an Arby's or maybe a Long John Silvers. The staff was nice and put up with our shenanigans and we won a lot of money playing craps so the trip was a success and the hotel was decent and for the price we paid, overall plenty worth it. I guess you really get what you pay for. So in conclusion I would stay there again, but when you're planning your trip just think, do I really want to go to Reno? And the answer should inevitably be......heck no!!
I laughed so hard I cried. This has to be the most hilarious description of a city ever.