if you screw with the police, you deserve a taser zap naked dude

[threeplusfire]

So if you Google "naked wizard taser brawl" you come up with this lovely piece of video from Coachella on 04/25/09. That guy must have been as high as a damned satellite because they had to zap him with the taser several times. And seriously? He completely deserved it. The police are clearly trying to be calm. I feel far more sympathy for the police officers having to struggle with an ornery, naked creep and getting screamed at by moronic psuedo-hippies from the crowds.

Really, what else could they have done? The guy was writhing around, shouting and resisting any attempt to put him in cuffs. I don't know - maybe they should issue the police tranquilizer darts. Then they can put people down the same way they do with escaped zoo animals.

I wouldn't have talked to the guy nearly so long.

Comments

[siria.livejournal.com]

I think they did a really good job actually! I'm not sure I could have stayed that calm for so long.

It probably would have been a lot worse if the naked man had worn his penis to the concert. :) Seeing as he seems to have left it at home, it's not as offensive as it is startling...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Now I have the "Detachable Penis" song stuck in my head!!!

[silentjack.livejournal.com]

I saw it sitting on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it! He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17.

how to avoid this in the future

[silentjack.livejournal.com]

Peyote should be reserved for Apache or Tonkawa spirit quests only.

Re: how to avoid this in the future

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Wizards should not attempt spiritual enlightenment at pretentiously grungy music festivals.