G R E E T I N G S Gemini

[threeplusfire]

You knew it. You tried to tell everyone what was going to happen beforehand, but they probably just laughed in your face. You're right again, though, as usual. It may look like good fortune from the outside, but you're one of those rare people who simply knows what they're doing. Try as gently as possible to elevate others to your level. The harder you push them to succeed, the more inadequate the rest of the members in the group are likely to feel.
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I wish my horoscope just told me to avoid green shirts or something silly instead.

Comments

Your new horrorscope

[nnnslogan.livejournal.com]

Avoid people wearing green shirts. Kick a taurus today. Don't have sex with a libran. If you do, squeeze his/her buns. Get inside the dog house and show your dog you care. Try to rediscover the joys of plain pizza. Avoid ice cream today, whether there's a bug in it or not.

Re: Your new horrorscope

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I should have read this earlier! I'm eating ice cream right now!

Thanks. :D