give me that paintball gun

[threeplusfire]

Business is booming since we acquired Ticketmaster. I've been working extra shifts due to the massive volume of work coming through. Today I actually started looking at the numbers and realized that my paycheck will be extra squishy. I feel like one of those urban legend people with that at home job making many money dollars.

Today I had my first real workout in ages. We acquired this awesome machine that is both an exercise bike and a rowing machine. It also folds up and rolls out of the way. Awesome. Being able to either read or watch television helps. I am tired, tired, tired.

Two out of every three people I saw today were talking on their cell phones while driving minivans and SUVs. I am thinking about buying a paintball gun and carrying it in the car. It would be nice to have an easy way to visually identify crazy bad drivers, and a giant paint splotch on the back bumper sounds good, right?

Comments

[brienze.livejournal.com]

A couple days ago there was a gray MINI behind me as we drove the part of Anderson Mill Rd that goes between 620 and Volente. I kept waiting for him to catch up to me, cause it's a fun twisty road, and what MINI driver is going to go below the speed limit? A MINI driver who was also on his cell phone, as it turned out. Grrr. Paintball guns sounds like an excellent idea.