Yuletide Letter from Pear

[threeplusfire]

Hello fellow Yuletide author,

Thanks for volunteering. I hope your fic writing experience will be fun and totally metal. Hopefully I can leave this open ended enough for you and still provide some ideas. So I will tell you some random things about me. My favorite season is the transition between autumn and winter. Perhaps because I live in a place where snow doesn't exist, I love stories with snow. Maybe it is the appeal of a great coat. I love sweets, alcohol, fur, foreign shores, melancholy.

I am okay with violence, death, exceptional grimness, nudity, drug use, sex, kink, slash, etc. The darker, the weirder, the better. I love Ragnarok, end of the world scenarios. Unintentional, unexpected hilarity is fun. Relationships are great but don't have to be the focus of a story. I love some great, hot, kinky, gay sex but it isn't required.

My only serious squick is mpreg. If we can avoid that one, it would be swell.

My requested fandoms:

Metalocalypse - I love this show so much. I think the character of Dethklok's manager has potential for all kinds of stories and secrets. It could be very grim, or somewhat hilariously wrong, just like the show. Bonus points for absurd Klokateer death or sexy red tie moments. Or just Ofdensen as he appeared in the beginning of Season Three.

Sergei Lukyanenko - Nochnoi Dozor aka Night Watch series - I've read all four novels, and really enjoy the spookiness of the life of the Watches in contrast with the everyday world.

Eastern Promises - I majored in Slavic languages in college, and have a fascination with the tattoo culture of Russian prisons and criminals. I really like the double cross, undercover agent aspect of this story.

Thanks for writing!