my unsolicited advice

[threeplusfire]

Any product review you begin with "THESE SUCK COCK" is probably not going to be published. Especially if you throw in a gratuitous anti-Semitic comment to wrap it all up.

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Schwanz is actually Yiddish slang for penis. Which makes this whole thing funnier.

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

That's the best thing I've read all day.