my unsolicited advice

[threeplusfire]

Any product review you begin with "THESE SUCK COCK" is probably not going to be published. Especially if you throw in a gratuitous anti-Semitic comment to wrap it all up.

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Unless, arguably, the product is a Woody Allen blow-up doll?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, perhaps that would be the exception then.

Sadly it was a review of strawberries.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

Or a fleshlight.

[horosha.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, "Well there goes my line of Michael Richards sex toys."

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

Now I'm curious...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

It was sadly a review for some strawberries or some strawberry type product from Schwans.

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

Oh, Schwans definitely sucks cock. Damn cock sucking Jews.

PS. Is Schwans a Jewish name? Or word, since a quick Google didn't turn it up on any surname origin websites?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I don't think that it is, but I honestly have no idea. I remembering reading a tiny bit about Schwans during my frozen food history reading recently, but not enough to have any idea.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

I used to get food from them.

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

I used to enjoy flirting with our Schwan's delivery man when I was in high school.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I had a high school friend whose family got Schwans. I just remember these mint chocolate Popsicle things.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Schwanz is actually Yiddish slang for penis. Which makes this whole thing funnier.

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

That's the best thing I've read all day.