from the unsolicited advice files

[threeplusfire]

I love your enthusiasm, don't get me wrong. Anyone who writes a six paragraph review on a body scrub is probably someone I would get along with okay. But let's be clear - your comparisons have to make sense. Potato chips, body wash? What?

Ruffles may have ridges, but Bliss Vanilla+Bergamot Body Buff has real vanilla beans & shea butter to wash those hot summer days and cold winter nights away!

Comments

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

They're crunch and oily. I guess you could exfoliate/moisturize with them...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Whoa... I bet you could totally sell that on QVC too.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Just because one can doesn't mean one should.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Only if you want to be an ethical millionaire!

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

Wha...?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Some days, my job is fun.