Subtle Butt was the best name? Alright then!

[threeplusfire]

This is an actual, hand to god, real product that you can buy. When it came across my desk this morning I initially thought the review was some sort of fuckery. But lo and behold, Subtle Butt Discreet Odor Neutralizer Pads. It's a pad to neutralize the smell of your farts. Seriously. It seems ridiculously expensive for what it is. But I'm still hung up on the name. Subtle Butt. It just seems like something that would have shown up in Questionable Content!