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[personal profile] threeplusfire
Damn Kevin Spacey and his movie. They have Metro closed til 6pm!! Damn it! This was my afternoon to hang out and have coffee with my friends before I had to go to work. I had extra time today! Damn damn damn damn damn. I don't care about your movie, get out of my coffee shop! I have a priority, and I've been there since the early 90s. So get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Can you tell I'm just unreasonably annoyed by this?)

Date: 2001-10-24 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mielikki.livejournal.com
If it helps, I heard Senor Kevin was rendered almost speechless by Austin allergies. He commented that we were the only place he's been that has an allergy forecast on the weather part of the news.

Re:

Date: 2001-10-24 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Hah! The spores in the very air share my wrath! :P

Date: 2001-10-24 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
he should put you in his movie so you can be there. You should tell him what's what. KS is hot!

Re:

Date: 2001-10-24 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
He should. Since I'm a Tsarina and he is only a film actor, he should be catering to me!

Heh, I thought of calling you and offering you $20 to seduce Kevin Spacey away from the set so I could get some coffee. :P

Re:

Date: 2001-10-24 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
If only I were THAT seductive! Whee!! I'd never not be having sex.

Kevin and Tsarina sitting in a tree...

Date: 2001-10-24 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com


Tsarina, come star in my movie! Pleeeeeeeeease! I'll love you forever!! Please don't hate me! Your why that yucky old metro is cool!

K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Well, maybe I'll skip work and come down. We have to have the coffee flowing though. ;)

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
Yes. I want nothing more than to keep the beautiful Tsarina happy and fulfilled. I'll buy you your drinks, just please don't leave me.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Aww what a sweetheart. Perhaps I'll forgive you now. You look rather cute sitting there.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
Oh, Tsarina, I am unworthy of even one iota of your forgiveness. Punish me, punish me! Don't worry, I'm out of metro now.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Oh Kevin, you'll get your punishment. Just you wait. ;)

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
I hate waiting. But I'll do it for you, my little Tsarina, because you have hung my moon. I'll just file my nails here while I wait for your orders.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-25 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Alright. Get your film crew to clean up Metro and you cxan come visit me.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-25 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
Done. I never thought I should be so lucky. Well, my car has the lovely Sikan, my future child's embryo-bearer, in it, so we'll have to make our getaway in yours. I hope you'll make good on your promises of punishments. I kiss your feet.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-25 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Well I can't deny a man in a nice leather jacket. I do have a cd player in my car, so we can listen to Russian DJs while we drive to Mexico.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyniccat.livejournal.com
ROFL. Kevin Spacey is such a pimp.... ahh my unimposing large-pored hero.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

Date: 2001-10-24 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Hehe, those lovely replies are what has made up for not having coffee today. The funny thing is that I rather like Kevin Spacey when he isn't turning my coffee shop into a bookstore. ;)

Date: 2001-10-24 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sikan72.livejournal.com
you guys do know that you're talking about my boyfriend, right? i mean, i AM saving my eggs for his babies.

Hee!

Date: 2001-10-24 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Well, why weren't you at home with your boyfriend practicing for those kids? ;) Then he wouldn't be in my coffee shop.

Date: 2001-10-24 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com


Umm, honey! So nice to see you! I'm just conducting some business with the Tsarina. Maybe you could wait in the car? I love you.

Date: 2001-10-24 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roadnotes.livejournal.com
Could be worse. You could work in the Village, where they block off entire blocks with no freaking warning, for freaking filming, all the time. Two blocks from my office, there are two blocks that are impassible, because of filming.

ARGH.

Re:

Date: 2001-10-24 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Blah! Movies! Madness. I love movies, except when they get in the way of my life.

damn you all for ruining my fantasy

Date: 2001-10-25 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sikan72.livejournal.com
i feel all dirty now.

like the cheerleader whore with the cool college boyfriend (who is really studying computer science and is in no way even cool).

*sniff*

Re: damn you all for ruining my fantasy

Date: 2001-10-25 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] water-damage.livejournal.com
Hey! I would still love you most if I hadn't caught you with all those pictures of John Cusack naked. But the Tsarina must be worshipped. Besides, didn't you see American Beauty? I can't be faithful!

Re: damn you all for ruining my fantasy

Date: 2001-10-25 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonflychey.livejournal.com
oh my, that's the funniest LJ thread I've seen in a while. Hi Kevin. you ruled in 'the usual suspects.'
I think I'll add "drive to Mexico while listening to Russian DJs" to my list of life goals.
^)^

i suspect

Date: 2001-10-25 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reive.livejournal.com
that Kevin would fuck lawn furniture if he thought it was a good idea.

Re: i suspect

Date: 2001-10-25 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.

I wonder if he would go for the metal chairs in Metro? That conjured up such random wacky images that I'm laughing out loud at my computer. Good thing Melynda isn't home to hear me and wonder if I've lost my sanity.

<b><i>LALALALALALALA</b></i>

Date: 2001-10-25 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sikan72.livejournal.com
i can't have you speaking that way in front of the future children!

(yeesh! you think some ppl would understand the important of preparing a womb for potential ultimate greatness...)

Re: <b><i>LALALALALALALA</b></i>

Date: 2001-10-25 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
It's alright. One day you can tell the kids what a goofball Dad was in his time. :)

Re: <b><i>LALALALALALALA</b></i>

Date: 2001-10-25 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sikan72.livejournal.com
i'm sure it'll come up in therapy when they're the hellions of first grade.
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