damn you Spacey and your damn movie

[threeplusfire]

Damn Kevin Spacey and his movie. They have Metro closed til 6pm!! Damn it! This was my afternoon to hang out and have coffee with my friends before I had to go to work. I had extra time today! Damn damn damn damn damn. I don't care about your movie, get out of my coffee shop! I have a priority, and I've been there since the early 90s. So get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Can you tell I'm just unreasonably annoyed by this?)

Comments

Kevin and Tsarina sitting in a tree...

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

Tsarina, come star in my movie! Pleeeeeeeeease! I'll love you forever!! Please don't hate me! Your why that yucky old metro is cool!

K I S S I N G.....

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe I'll skip work and come down. We have to have the coffee flowing though. ;)

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

Yes. I want nothing more than to keep the beautiful Tsarina happy and fulfilled. I'll buy you your drinks, just please don't leave me.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Aww what a sweetheart. Perhaps I'll forgive you now. You look rather cute sitting there.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tsarina, I am unworthy of even one iota of your forgiveness. Punish me, punish me! Don't worry, I'm out of metro now.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh Kevin, you'll get your punishment. Just you wait. ;)

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

I hate waiting. But I'll do it for you, my little Tsarina, because you have hung my moon. I'll just file my nails here while I wait for your orders.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Alright. Get your film crew to clean up Metro and you cxan come visit me.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

Done. I never thought I should be so lucky. Well, my car has the lovely Sikan, my future child's embryo-bearer, in it, so we'll have to make our getaway in yours. I hope you'll make good on your promises of punishments. I kiss your feet.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Well I can't deny a man in a nice leather jacket. I do have a cd player in my car, so we can listen to Russian DJs while we drive to Mexico.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[cyniccat.livejournal.com]

ROFL. Kevin Spacey is such a pimp.... ahh my unimposing large-pored hero.

Re: K I S S I N G.....

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hehe, those lovely replies are what has made up for not having coffee today. The funny thing is that I rather like Kevin Spacey when he isn't turning my coffee shop into a bookstore. ;)