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Long fucking day. A customer called the cops for us though, thankfully. Several others verbally defended Jane and I from the psychotic, belligerent man at the counter. My voice only started to shake once, as I tried over and over again to be rational and calm and polite with this obviously insane motherfucker. Suffice to say it was one of the most hellish experiences I've had in retail.

Right now Melynda and I are screaming at Nick, because not only does he have the Mafia, the Diabols and the Chinatown Triad on his tail, he has three stars worth of cops on his tail. Oh my god, he's got the helicopter now and he's driving a bus. We love our Grand Theft Auto, yes we do.