ankles all the way

It was good I had already taken off my clothes when Alan spilled my wine all over me and the bathroom. Fortunately our bathroom rug is blue and will not show red wine stains. Poor Alan.

Bush and Blair are thus known to be on the list, having been proposed by Jan Simonsen, a member of the Norwegian parliament.

Someone please tell me Bush and Blair's nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize is a sick, evil joke. For the love of all that's good in this world.