savages

I hate the ignorant savages in our apartment complex. Let's make it clear that I'm not a racist. I can dislike people of all colors and creeds equally. At most you can label me an elitest bitch because I can't stand people who are deliberately and willfully morons.

Half of the machines in our laundromat are broken, and I'm willing to bet all my quarters that it was the guy I saw in there yesterday who was slamming shit around so loudly that it startled me inside my apartment. This means two of the four washers don't work, leaving me with one functional machine and one that has no water pressure and takes two hours to run a cycle. One of the two dryers is also broken, as the hatch will not close no matter how much I examine and fiddle with it.

So instead of taking an hour and fifteen minutes to get all the laundry done, as our dryers only give us 30 minute runs for our dollar, the laundry has so far taken an hour and a half. The one washer isn't even done rinsing. I know, I should have just gone to my mom's or someone with a real setup. But I thought it was early, I didn't want to leave the house, and I could get some laundry done while I lazed around in the early morning gloom.

Five more months, and then we can leave. Five more months.

weird

I craved a giant burrito, so we went to Freebirds this evening. I had one of those shock of recognition moments and hid behind Alan while we waited in the very long line.

I can't remember her name. But she hasn't changed a single bit in five years. Still the same blonde hair in the same shoulder length arrangement, the same bright pink shirt and blue jeans and red painted toenails. The only difference was the husband at her side, an odd man shorter than myself and with a premature bald spot. I wondered about that, because he wasn't at all the type of guy I knew her to date or even speak to outside of the advertising department. But the rock on her finger and the wedding band encrusted with diamond barnacles made it abundantly clear to me what she was doing.

It was a little weird to see, especially as she must be twenty five and looks nineteen.

edit Oh my, they are showing the episode of South Park involving the Lord of the Rings and Back Door Sluts 9. Bwahahahahahah. This is the best episode ever. Ever.