according to the internet

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause. </td> Captain Jack Sparrow 75% Batman, the Dark Knight 75% William Wallace 67% Maximus 67% James Bond, Agent 007 63% The Amazing Spider-Man 63% Indiana Jones 58% Lara Croft 54% Neo, the "One" 54% The Terminator 42% El Zorro 42% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

I cracked up with this one. Batman, or Jack Sparrow? Hah! There's some lightness for my day.

no, really, everything is fine

So the caller didn't know if this warranted a call to CPS or not, but the father recently had a psychotic break and is hearing voices telling him to kill and eat his two year old.

..... Can anyone tell me why this would not warrant a call to a protective agency?