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Wow. I'm going to the doctor today. Tyler yelled at me last night, and my boss told me I looked like the walking dead this morning. Every day I feel a little bit more whacked out, and it's probably oxygen deprivation that is making me so weak and tired.

every doctor's office has those same creepy diagrams

Just once, I want to sit in a doctor's exam room and not have to look at disturbing and graphic diagrams of internal organs. Please. It makes me queasy.

I have bronchitis. Fucking bronchitis. No wonder I feel like I'm dying. but on the bright side i have $50 worth of antibiotics, expectorants and narcotic cough syrup. If you need me, I'll be on the sofa.