26 going on 86

I fell getting into the shower this morning. Pretty badly, truth be told. I managed not to hit my head, but I have successfully bruised the entire inside of my right leg. I'm sitting here with ice hoping the swelling will go down enough to pull my jeans on for work. All I could think while falling was oh god my cell phone is in the other room and no one's home and I don't want to crack my head open in the bathtub. Still, I managed not to scream.

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This day is fired. I have a horrific bruise on my leg that is swollen up and makes it hard to walk. I just cracked my head on the desk. I would cry, except it's pointless and undignified and would only make my head hurt more.