but it missed all the interal organs, doctor

"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm

I don't think I've ever been so drunk I would not notice being stabbed. I howled with laughter reading the story though. It's like something out of trashy postmodern fiction.