guess why I found this review ridiculous?

The San Francisco Plaza Hotel is a great hotel for a great price. While it isn't as close to main attractions, it is in decent walking distance. I could get to the main plazas in minutes. The room worked out fine. The bed was clean and the bathroom had hot water.

The hotel staff we friendly and very helpful with any questions that we had. One thing to note, the hotel appeared to be in a small gay district. The clubs closest to the hotel seemed to be either gay or lesbian spots; however, this did not limit the experience.

Three guesses. Come on.

Well, at least it is Friday.