I think I'm going to steal your car and go buy orange juice

[threeplusfire]

I shouldn't drink with you, especially when you have to get up and go to work the next day. Even if we do have wonderful insane conversations, that switch randomly and violently between languages. Even if you do show me how talcum powder and lighter fluid will set a coke can on fire. Even if I do feel like I learn things, and that it's never dull. Because every single damn time, I wind up falling asleep in the shower. One of these days, I'm going to drown, and then what are you going to do?