Me too. I have this novel, The Fur Hat by Vladimir Voinovich, this has a hysterical drawing on the cover of rotund Russian men in coats with cats curled up on their heads.
пройти тест "какой вы кот?" (http://panya.brightless.net/quiz/catquiz.html)
And, seeing as how I don't read or speak Russian, I went to AltaVista to translate the quiz. I will post the translation, since it is just great! I love bad contextual errors and automatic translations. As always, edited for format only.
What you are tomcat?
1. do love you to sing? I love, but I do not know how no!Is better death yes, simply I adore! no, and why? only when I will get drunk
2. you met devushku/parnya of your dream... I dream about the lobsters in sour cream I I will perish from undivided love I will drag into the nearest gateway... I will create for the the neye/nego paradise on earth/ground I will introduce yeye/ego to the best drugom/luchshey friend
3. in you arrived ancient friend let us sit in the fireplace with the glass of wine I will complain myself, that me again brosila/il of devushka/paren' I will present to it to the memory the dear book (family hours, diary) let us gorge and will go to glue bab/muzhikov let us discuss the current political situation
4. what you do attend sites in you internete? culinary Porno, game, anecdotes... mystical, horoscopes to week To stikhi.ru free consultations of the psychotherapist
5. there is whether life on the masthead? hardly it there can be worse than here all will there be Khm... s marsiankoy/marsianinom in me yet was not!.. 4 somehow not it zadumyvalsya/las' certainly!I frequently reflect from this looking at the stars
6. you won $1000.000.What you will with it make? purchase rocket I will treat to moon I will lose in the casino to last cent purchase restaurant drinking bouts for my calculation! I will give to impoverished.It will no longer prove useful to me
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Date: 2002-10-08 04:46 pm (UTC)' translation, please ' ?
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Date: 2002-10-08 04:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-08 08:49 pm (UTC)Hurrah for Russian cats
Date: 2002-10-09 12:08 am (UTC)I have this novel, The Fur Hat by Vladimir Voinovich, this has a hysterical drawing on the cover of rotund Russian men in coats with cats curled up on their heads.
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Date: 2002-10-08 04:49 pm (UTC)пройти тест "какой вы кот?" (http://panya.brightless.net/quiz/catquiz.html)
And, seeing as how I don't read or speak Russian, I went to AltaVista to translate the quiz. I will post the translation, since it is just great! I love bad contextual errors and automatic translations. As always, edited for format only.
What you are tomcat?
1. do love you to sing?
I love, but I do not know how
no!Is better death
yes, simply I adore!
no, and why?
only when I will get drunk
2. you met devushku/parnya of your dream...
I dream about the lobsters in sour cream
I I will perish from undivided love
I will drag into the nearest gateway...
I will create for the the neye/nego paradise on earth/ground
I will introduce yeye/ego to the best drugom/luchshey friend
3. in you arrived ancient friend
let us sit in the fireplace with the glass of wine
I will complain myself, that me again brosila/il of devushka/paren'
I will present to it to the memory the dear book (family hours, diary)
let us gorge and will go to glue bab/muzhikov
let us discuss the current political situation
4. what you do attend sites in you internete?
culinary
Porno, game, anecdotes...
mystical, horoscopes to week
To stikhi.ru
free consultations of the psychotherapist
5. there is whether life on the masthead?
hardly it there can be worse than here
all will there be
Khm... s marsiankoy/marsianinom in me yet was not!..
4 somehow not it zadumyvalsya/las'
certainly!I frequently reflect from this looking at the stars
6. you won $1000.000.What you will with it make?
purchase rocket I will treat to moon
I will lose in the casino to last cent
purchase restaurant
drinking bouts for my calculation!
I will give to impoverished.It will no longer prove useful to me
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Date: 2002-10-08 04:55 pm (UTC)