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[threeplusfire]

It is a measure of the insanity of my morning, that I've found HP fanfic in Russian that I am attempting to read. God in Heaven, forgive me for these sins. But really, it's cracking me up. What better thing could I see today, than Russian Death Eaters. Well, other than waking up in Italy with Eric Stoltz.

My mother woke me up so she could make the bed. This was extremely annoying.

Why am I not somewhere else?

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[silentjack.livejournal.com]

Russian fanfic, eh? Any in Polish? Or Latvian? I suppose I could look myself. It's not going to sneak up out of nowhere like the fellow who was driving down Guadalupe last night on a Harley with plates from Belarus.

Italy and Eric Stoltz? I'd prefer Denmark and Parker Posie / Gabriel Byrne. That's just me...

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! That guy! The deaf mute beggar man! I so want to catch up with him. He's driving across America.

Ohh. You make Denmark sound good.
How about St Petersburg, Alan Rickman and Juliette Binoche?

[silentjack.livejournal.com]

That guy is a deaf-mute beggar who's driving across america? How do yo know this? Why didn't I know this? Why the hell did he have three tags on his bike -- one with "BE," another with the Cyrillic letters "MOT" and a Cyrillic license tag? Is one just not enough for Belarussians? It shouldn't be to hard to track him down. He was driving south on Guadalupe, probably headed for the hostel, and by now he's probably been through San Antonio and may be driving west-northwest. If you hurry, you can catch him ... I think he was doing all of 25 down Guadalupe last night, and now it makes sense that he didn't move for people who were honking at him...

How about Juliette Binoche, Alan Rickman, Sarah Clark, and Viggo Mortensen. In a secluded cabin on a bluff in Latvia overlooking the Baltic. I WIN! HAH!

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

He's famous. World wide famous. He's touring America and I read about awhile back. Man. How cool is that.

Oh oh oh. You do win. Very sexy. Mmmm. Let's get those plane tickets.

[madamotaku.livejournal.com]

I am strangely fascinated with Russian HP sites. I can't read a word of Russian myself, but I run the pages through Babelfish to get the general gist of what they're saying. The results can be pretty trippy...even moreso, in this case, when I happened to find my own fanfic (http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?lp=ru_en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deathseaters.narod.ru%2Foneday1.html) translated into Russian, on the very site you were looking at. Needless to say, I am both flattered and surprised!

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

That's so very cool! You are tranlasted. Your fame shall spread far and wide. ;)

[rawumber.livejournal.com]

Oh, and it has so many Lucius pictures too!

[steals you away from your grandparents]

Luv? Check you mail. I'm going ot go study now and should be back 8ish your time.

And yes. Bill scares me. I'm concerned. I think you and Lucius should be too.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Dude.
I be here now. Awaiting. Mmm.
*runs off to check email*