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three ([personal profile] threeplusfire) wrote2002-12-15 02:57 pm
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It is a measure of the insanity of my morning, that I've found HP fanfic in Russian that I am attempting to read. God in Heaven, forgive me for these sins. But really, it's cracking me up. What better thing could I see today, than Russian Death Eaters. Well, other than waking up in Italy with Eric Stoltz.

My mother woke me up so she could make the bed. This was extremely annoying.

Why am I not somewhere else?
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[identity profile] silentjack.livejournal.com 2002-12-15 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Russian fanfic, eh? Any in Polish? Or Latvian? I suppose I could look myself. It's not going to sneak up out of nowhere like the fellow who was driving down Guadalupe last night on a Harley with plates from Belarus.

Italy and Eric Stoltz? I'd prefer Denmark and Parker Posie / Gabriel Byrne. That's just me...

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[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2002-12-15 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god! That guy! The deaf mute beggar man! I so want to catch up with him. He's driving across America.

Ohh. You make Denmark sound good.
How about St Petersburg, Alan Rickman and Juliette Binoche?

[identity profile] silentjack.livejournal.com 2002-12-15 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That guy is a deaf-mute beggar who's driving across america? How do yo know this? Why didn't I know this? Why the hell did he have three tags on his bike -- one with "BE," another with the Cyrillic letters "MOT" and a Cyrillic license tag? Is one just not enough for Belarussians? It shouldn't be to hard to track him down. He was driving south on Guadalupe, probably headed for the hostel, and by now he's probably been through San Antonio and may be driving west-northwest. If you hurry, you can catch him ... I think he was doing all of 25 down Guadalupe last night, and now it makes sense that he didn't move for people who were honking at him...

How about Juliette Binoche, Alan Rickman, Sarah Clark, and Viggo Mortensen. In a secluded cabin on a bluff in Latvia overlooking the Baltic. I WIN! HAH!

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[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2002-12-15 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He's famous. World wide famous. He's touring America and I read about awhile back. Man. How cool is that.

Oh oh oh. You do win. Very sexy. Mmmm. Let's get those plane tickets.
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